What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Your going to be alright just relax

Deuteronomy 17

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Maybe leave out

What did one boob say to the other boob

I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But this is not

This isn't going to, hurt.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Bible.. Hm.?

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Lose lips shimk ships.

I don't like religions.

You shall not bear false witness.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like

Innocent before proven guilty

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?